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Treasures from the Cosmic Halibut
A vault of absurdist relics recovered from the dark side of the Great Halibut.
Each artifact carries a fragment of lost history, misplaced destiny, or highly questionable sanity.
Certified curiosities for the truly curious, each with a secret.
A portal to whispered wonders, ancient archives, and the lore of the Haliverse.
Only those bearing a Cosmic Halibut artifact may pass.
🕰️ Unlock ancient absurdities
🌌 Enter the Haliverse Vault
📜 Discover lore no sane mind should read
Tap a relic to begin your absurdist initiation.
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